NOT INNOCENT UNICORNS

I am Pam. I was raised by a group of unicorns living in the distant faraway land called My Neighborhood. My neighbors told me my family didn't really consist of unicorns. They told me I had no family consisting of unicorns!

THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SUCH THINGS.

AND JUST BECAUSE I ENDED UP AS A POTATO.

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Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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